Friday, 31 October 2014

How I see the World and how Kitty sees it:

"..or how it really is."

Conversations with my Cat Kitty

Jude:     Come here kitty – I’m going to hug you to pieces.


Kitty:     Keep it up and I’m going to claw you to pieces.

Jude:      (Hugging and squeezing kitty)

Kitty:     Dear Lord in heaven help me – this woman is DRIVING me crazy. Kiss kiss kiss – like who does that to an animal that crawls around in a litter box….REALLY woman!!!

Jude:     *smooches all over* I love you Kitty – you so cute and  fluffy.

Kitty:     what were you expecting – butt ugly and porcupines.

Jude:     Ok Kitty – down you go.  Gonna get you later.

Kitty:    This is a big house – there has got to be at least one place I can hide.




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