Jude: Come here kitty – I’m going to hug you to pieces.
Kitty: Keep it up and I’m going to claw you to pieces.
Jude: (Hugging and squeezing kitty)
Kitty: Dear Lord in heaven help me – this woman is DRIVING me crazy. Kiss kiss kiss – like who does that to an animal that crawls around in a litter box….REALLY woman!!!
Jude: *smooches all over* I love you Kitty – you so cute and fluffy.
Kitty: what were you expecting – butt ugly and porcupines.
Jude: Ok Kitty – down you go. Gonna get you later.
Kitty: This is a big house – there has got to be at least one place I can hide.

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