Jude: Hey Kitty - look at what I gotcha - it's a stuffed fishy
Kitty: You're kidding right? You mean it's not really, really, REAL (shaking head)
Jude: Do you like it - do you want to play with it?
Kitty: Ok now you are really starting to scare me - you need help. I mean like "Professional Help".
Jude: Oh look Kitty - it wants to be your friend. It likes you.
Kitty: 911
911: This is 911 - do you have an Emergency.
Kitty: YES! - my owner is CRAZY!
911: Hello this is 911 do you have an Emergency. (speaking to a colleague) I hear something but not sure what it is. Must be a prank call.
Kitty: (still shaking head) Humans! Y'all need help I tell ya.
Within Seconds - the phone rings.
Jude: Hello?
911: Hi - this is 911 calling you back. We just received a call from this location?
Jude: Really? I did not call 911.
911: Ma'am - you do realize it is an offense to prank call 911 don't you and it can lead to prosecution?
Jude: Miss I assure you I did not call 911. Absolutely not.
911: Ma'am do you have children in the house?
Jude: No I do not - I only have a....wait a second.
Jude: What I meant was no I do not have any children but my nephew is staying with me and I will make sure he doesn't get near the phone. Thank you though for letting us know.
911: Your welcome.
Jude: (Screaming at the top of her lungs)
KITTY!!!!! get your furry butt down here NOW!!
...(TO BE CONTINUED)
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