"It wasn't me..."

"...honest to goodness, I wouldn't lie"

Jude:      Yo’ – were you on my computer again.

Kitty:      Nope.

Jude:      You’re lying.

Kitty:      Wasn’t me.

Jude:      I’ve got proof!

Kitty:      Right, like I’m the only white cat in the neighbourhood. Get real.

Jude:      With access to my room? Yeah. Just one.

Kitty:      Did you or did you not see a white cat in the driveway on THREE separate occasions. AND thought it was me.

Jude:      Are you for real?

Kitty:      Are you?

Jude:      Check out the pictures. Now what do you have to say smart ass.

Kitty:      Wasn’t me.